This is what I am celebrating tonight with my family.

Warning: blasphemy.

Now the world also needs Raptor Judaism.

On a less blasphemous note, all I want for Z-mas is a decent video clip of this SNL segment.

Well, you see, sometimes my inflated and misdirected ego is all that gets me through the day.

Tagged by demonlet!

List ten things that have recently made you happy, then tag ten people to do the same.1. "A" ON MY CALCULUS MIDTERM. Although it's not the middle of the term, and there's another midterm before finals, so I guess this is more like a "third of ( Read more... )

Fact: I cannot stand letting my fingernails get any longer than about 1 mm. I don't know why, but the sensation of long(-ish) nails, especially on a keyboard, is deeply unsettling. Unsettling like that feeling you get when you chew aluminum foil. Like that ( Read more... )

Heroes: where serial killers and Pokemon collide. It's just twisted enough that I am laughing my ass off.

From the man who brought you Heroes beating things up to Twisted Sister and Pinky and The Brain(-eating guy)The last one makes my heart smile because it reminds me of Mstislav and Aunt Margaret (OTP WHAT ( Read more... )

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LAST WEEKEND

Chest x-rays: DONE. No blood clots. That's just super. It's hard to stretch out like a ballerina when you're wearing a lead apron.

Hair: CUT. Picture to follow below. My barber Rex was impressed by my grades and tells people that I'm going to be a rocket scientist. He is a doll.

Sunday: CHARITY. I wrangled in shinikius and sakibombshell to come with me, ( Read more... )

Last night was a family dinner at a steakhouse for my sister's birthday, one of the highlights being me wondering how my father came to know so much about Phoenix's gay district.

Meanwhile I can't even remember the name of the bar(s) with the drag shows. I was going to say "HEY night1791, we should go back to [bar name here] in 2008 when you are finally 21 ( Read more... )

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Okay, great! Maybe you can help me out then.

As painful as it may be to watch something from MTV, if anyone out there knows what song is playing right here when they show the Brokeback Mountain clip, you should tell me because I RECOGNIZE the song and yet I don't remember any pertinent information like ARTIST or TITLE and it's DRIVING ME INSANE AS ( Read more... )

I will note that mko and I WERE going to go see X3 on Friday, but after reading madeupwordhere's spoilers, I suggested we see "Over the Hedge" instead. Upon reading further FL reviews, I do not regret this decision in the least, especially since "Over the Hedge" was pretty good. So, I win.

( Anyway, pictures. Pictures in REVERSE CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. )